Sunday, January 15, 2012

Jokes and Funny Stories

What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
What do you get when you cross two figures?
A number made out of candy!
What did the parrot say to the carrot?
I'm gonna eat you!

Once there was a man who was very poor.
He always had a monster munch that talk.
One day he said to them, '' Please, let me eat you, I'm starving!''
''No!'' said one monster, ''if you eat us, we'll put a wrapper around your mouth!''
The man took out a knife and began chopping them into half then he opened his big mouth  like a lion and ate them. So those monsters didn't scare him anymore, not even did he have nightmares about them!


  1. Lol! Did you make these up yourself, Huda?

  2. I like the slippers most:)))))))))))))))))))))

  3. Loooooool! Huda sudug did you make them up?

  4. Well actually I did make them up. I don't think they're on the internet or in joke books.