The new Pet

There was once a pet dog called Lolly. This pet had replaced Tappy after she died. This dog was always cheerful and loved to lick people's faces. It also can talk and make jokes. It was close friends with Funny who also loved to make jokes and laugh with him.
''Why do dogs lick people's faces?'' Lolly asked Funny.
Because they taste like lollipop,'' Funny answered. They laughed.
''Do you want a lollipop?''
''No thanks.''
''Come on, Funny, don't you like my name.''
''You taste funny.''
Lolly and Funny laughed. Lolly was so obsessed with his own name that he can eat lollipop because food was related to his name.
''So still sad about your dead girlfriend?'' Lolly asked.
''Oh shut up.''
''Funny loves Tappy, Funny loves Tappy,'' sang Lolly.
''For your information, I only like her as a friend.''
''oh.''
Funny told Lolly about how he and Tappy were good friends and how Tappy was feeling left out before she died and of all the times that they spent together. At least there wasn't any pet that could dance like Tappy.