What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
What do you get when you cross two figures?
A number made out of candy!
What did the parrot say to the carrot?
I'm gonna eat you!
Once there was a man who was very poor.
He always had a monster munch that talk.
One day he said to them, '' Please, let me eat you, I'm starving!''
''No!'' said one monster, ''if you eat us, we'll put a wrapper around your mouth!''
The man took out a knife and began chopping them into half then he opened his big mouth like a lion and ate them. So those monsters didn't scare him anymore, not even did he have nightmares about them!
Lol! Did you make these up yourself, Huda?
ReplyDeleteI like the slippers most:)))))))))))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteLoooooool! Huda sudug did you make them up?
ReplyDeleteWell actually I did make them up. I don't think they're on the internet or in joke books.
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